Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
I write sins not five page research papers
maroon 5 on the voice
This is my favourite Shakespeare quote
In Malcolm in the Middle when Lois cut the heads off of all of Emma Stone’s dolls and puts them in her locker.
Reblogging this again..
where do you apply to be attractive
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day