May 2013
javaddward:
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
someonecalledmefamous:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
buttshaha:
where do you apply to be attractive
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
snlofficial:
when someone’s telling you a boring story and ur waiting for them to stop talking
